i never told you to settle for sex
five women worth going gay for – if i’m not already..
5. Rachel Weisz
4. Sienna Guillory (as Jill Valentine ONLY)
3. Elisha Cuthbert
2. Megan Fox
and..
1. Olivia Wilde
random conversation with my mom
me: so, what happens if i get a girlfriend instead of a new boyfriend?
mom: good, i guess. i won’t have to worry that you’ll get knocked up before marriage.
gee, thanks ma.
LMAO! Most awesome comment E.V.E.R.
uh-oh i forgot. you’re not mad right?? it was really what SHE said.
Not at all! It actually did make me laugh out loud when I read that
you are too awesome. did i ever tell you that?
wait.. did i mention you’re awesome?
Meh about all those women just googled them all and they barely make me want to stay straight
DAMN im picky.
LOl , you are fine as I knew you would be , guess no more contact eh